Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. - Jane Wagner
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -- Herm Albright
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer. - Will Rogers
15-20 years back presence of someone special used to raise the Heart beats now it does not require presence of any one neither special or not! Just missed dose of medicine does the trick!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to Seattle airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
When you are dissatisfied and Would like to go back to your Youth, think of Algebra.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. - Jane Wagner
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -- Herm Albright
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
P. J. O'Rourke
world-wide survey was conducted
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about
solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ?"
The survey was a huge failure....because
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In Pakistan they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please'meant,
AND......in the USA they didn't know what 'rest of the world' meant !
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer. - Will Rogers
15-20 years back presence of someone special used to raise the Heart beats now it does not require presence of any one neither special or not! Just missed dose of medicine does the trick!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to Seattle airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
When you are dissatisfied and Would like to go back to your Youth, think of Algebra.
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